Gentlemen: Current programme for Roger's stag night on Thursday March 8th.
( posted after the event, obviously ! )

19.30: Meet at Sharjah Wanderers. Collect designer polo shirts. Three swift drinks. Bar snacks only.

20.30: Coach leaves. Refreshments & Solids on the coach.

21.30: Arrive at Ridges Plaza Hotel. Aussie Legends Bar. (for those Dubai i.e. light-weight drinkers who can't make it to Sharjah for openers, the men will meet you here )

22.00: Arrive Cactus Cantina.

22.30: Arrive Billy Blues.

23.00: Coach leaves. Refreshments on the coach.

23.45: Arrive at highly clandestine private location, and allow Roger, (and others?) to entertain us ! Refreshments, food and entertainment available.

01.30: Coach leaves.

01.45: Arrive at the Alamo From here, you're on your own

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